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Open offices full of forced enthusiasm
Surviving extended family interrogations
Monday morning meetings that start with “quick check-ins”
Situations requiring visible disinterest
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This is My Bucket of Fucks. Oh Look, It's Empty Tee
This is My Bucket of Fucks. Oh Look, It's Empty Tee
My bucket runneth dry.
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Prototype developed after a BLF agent meditated for 12 hours, searching for even a single remaining fuck to give. The bucket was empty; the legend was born.
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Why You Need This
- Comes pre-shrunk (unlike your dreams).
- Perfect for ghosting brunch plans.
- Designed in dark mode. Tested on Zoom calls.
- ❌ Won’t fix your life. ✅ Will fix your outfit.
Fake Reviews
★★★★★
“Manifested petty, delivered comfy.”
★★★★★
“Finally, a hoodie that matches my burnout.”
★★★★★
“Soft enough to nap in during meetings.”
Specs (But Make It Petty)
☕ Cold Brew Compatible🧵 Bella + Canvas 3001🛡️ Slack-Ping Resistant🇺🇸 Printed in USA
Care Instructions, but honest
Official
Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or air dry. Do not iron the attitude.
Unofficial
Wear 3 days in a row. Febreze counts. Fold? Hard pass.
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