Field-tested for: Grocery shopping in full costume Late-night existential snack runs Job interviews (if you’re brave enough) Freaking out the HOA, again
  • Black t-shirt with Halloween design featuring a cat and text on a white background
  • Gray t-shirt with Halloween design featuring a black cat, ghost, and pumpkin with text on a white background.
  • Black t-shirt with Halloween graphic and text on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with Halloween design featuring a cat and ghost on a pumpkin, text 'Every day is Halloween if you're weird enough'.
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Every Day Is Halloween If You're Weird Enough Tee

Every Day Is Halloween If You're Weird Enough Tee

Stay weird. Stay haunted.

$35.00 USD
$35.00 USD
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First appeared scrawled on a napkin during a blackout poetry session at a haunted diner. The cat was real. The pumpkin might have been sentient. The rest is classified.

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Why You Need This

  • Designed in dark mode. Tested on Zoom calls.
  • ❌ Won’t fix your life. ✅ Will fix your outfit.
  • Comes pre-shrunk (unlike your dreams).
  • Perfect for ghosting brunch plans.

Fake Reviews

“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
— Snack-Motivated
“My camera-off chic just leveled up.”
— Zoom Gremlin
“Manifested petty, delivered comfy.”
— Petty & Thriving

Specs (But Make It Petty)

☕ Cold Brew Compatible🧵 Bella + Canvas 3001🛡️ Slack-Ping Resistant🇺🇸 Printed in USA

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or air dry. Do not iron the attitude.

Unofficial

Wear 3 days in a row. Febreze counts. Fold? Hard pass.
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