Field-tested for: Grocery shopping in full costume Late-night existential snack runs Job interviews (if you’re brave enough) Freaking out the HOA, again
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Every Day Is Halloween If You're Weird Enough Tee
Every Day Is Halloween If You're Weird Enough Tee
Stay weird. Stay haunted.
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First appeared scrawled on a napkin during a blackout poetry session at a haunted diner. The cat was real. The pumpkin might have been sentient. The rest is classified.
Wear This When:
- Wear it all year—because seasonal norms are for the normies. Perfect for work-from-home goblins, Friday night weirdos, or anyone who thinks the office could use more bats. Pairs well with existential dread, black coffee, and a love of all things odd. Halloween parties? Sure. Tuesday at the DMV? Even better.
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with: Candy corn for breakfast Black eyeliner and no plans Causing existential crises at family gatherings All-night horror marathons (bonus points if it’s May)
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- -Bella + Canvas 3001: So soft, it’s almost scary. -Cute goth cat + pumpkin print: Perfect blend of creepy, cute, and unapologetically weird. -Vibrant, durable graphics: Withstand as many wash cycles as your inner oddball has costume changes.
Vibe Checks
- Accidentally started a coven at the dog park. 10/10, would weird again. - AGENT-333-KAT Wore it to the DMV. Clerk gave me a secret wink. Possibly a curse. - AGENT-919-SPK Scared off two Karens and attracted three stray cats. Mission accomplished. - AGENT-247-FEL
Deborah Said That
If you need a calendar to know when to be yourself, you’re not ready.
– Deborah, probably
