Field-tested for: High-stakes Monday meetings Leaving a mark at every forgettable party Solo power walks (preferably after burning a bridge) Spontaneous declarations of legendary status
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Field Manual: Deborah (HR, Unwilling): “Dress for the job you secretly want: one where nobody asks you to ‘circle back.’ I’d wear this, but it’s not in the employee handbook—probably why I like it.”

Be Savage Stay Iconic Hoodie

Be Savage Stay Iconic Hoodie

For the ones who refuse to disappear quietly.

Regular price $65.00 USD
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Forged in the digital underbelly of an abandoned Myspace page, rumored to be blessed by the ghost of icons past. Worn by the first person to get banned from LinkedIn for “excessive excellence.”

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Why You Need This

  • Comes pre-shrunk (unlike your dreams).
  • Perfect for ghosting brunch plans.
  • Designed in dark mode. Tested on Zoom calls.
  • ❌ Won’t fix your life. ✅ Will fix your outfit.

Fake Reviews

“Soft enough to nap in during meetings.”
— Professional Over It
“Bought one. Boss asked where to get it. I lied.”
— Ghost Mode
“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
— Snack-Motivated

Specs (But Make It Petty)

☕ Cold Brew Compatible🧵 Bella + Canvas 3001🛡️ Slack-Ping Resistant🇺🇸 Printed in USA

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or air dry. Do not iron the attitude.

Unofficial

Wear 3 days in a row. Febreze counts. Fold? Hard pass.
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