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Deploy for:
DMV visits
Family reunions (“When are you having kids?”)
Any day ending in “why?”
Adulting fail montages
Group chats where nobody knows how taxes work
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Adult: A Grown Human Repeatedly Googling How to Do Basic Life Tasks Women's Tee
Adult: A Grown Human Repeatedly Googling How to Do Basic Life Tasks Women's Tee
Adulting: There’s a tab for that.
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First designed after a Savage Tee staffer tried to change a tire, Googled “where is the jack,” and then accidentally ordered a latte instead. Each shirt is stitched with the collective wisdom of the helpless and the hopeless.
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Why You Need This
- Comes pre-shrunk (unlike your dreams).
- Perfect for ghosting brunch plans.
- Designed in dark mode. Tested on Zoom calls.
- ❌ Won’t fix your life. ✅ Will fix your outfit.
Fake Reviews
★★★★★
“Soft enough to nap in during meetings.”
★★★★☆
“Bought one. Boss asked where to get it. I lied.”
★★★★★
“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
Specs (But Make It Petty)
☕ Cold Brew Compatible🧵 Bella + Canvas 3001🛡️ Slack-Ping Resistant🇺🇸 Printed in USA
Care Instructions, but honest
Official
Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or air dry. Do not iron the attitude.
Unofficial
Wear 3 days in a row. Febreze counts. Fold? Hard pass.
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