STOP PERFORMING. START LAUGHING. FIELD-GRADE ANTI-BULLSHIT APPAREL.
NOW ACCEPTING NEW AGENTS. NO NDA REQUIRED.
FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS THAT BORE YOU.
WARNING: WE DON'T DO "INSPIRATIONAL" ANYTHING.
Unhinged. Adhesive. Absolutely Necessary.
Water bottles. Laptops. Emotional baggage. No surface is safe.
