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  • Black t-shirt with white text and graphic of a bucket on a white background
  • Person wearing a black t-shirt with graphic design and text, holding a phone, with a cat on their shoulder.
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  • Black t-shirt with white text and graphic of a bucket on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with white graphic and text on a white background
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This is My Bucket of Fucks. Oh Look, It's Empty Tee

This is My Bucket of Fucks. Oh Look, It's Empty Tee

Empty bucket, full attitude.

$28.95 USD
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First muttered while holding an actual bucket at a garage sale. The bucket was empty, the mood was iconic.

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Why You Need This

  • Laundry-day friendly.
  • Ideal for rage-walking to the fridge.
  • Anti-hustle uniform.
  • Pre-shrunk, unlike your free time.

Fake Reviews

“Bought one. Boss asked where to get it. I lied.”
— Ghost Mode
“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
— Snack-Motivated
“My camera-off chic just leveled up.”
— Zoom Gremlin

Specs (But Make It Petty)

🔒 Shrink-Resistant🌡️ Pre-Shrunk Fabric🖨️ DTG Print🔁 Rewear Certified

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

  • Turn inside-out.
  • Wash cold.
  • No fabric softeners.
  • Tumble low or air dry.
  • Treat the sarcasm gently.

Unofficial

  • Laundry is a side quest.
  • Respawn with lint roller.
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