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  • Dark gray hoodie with 'SYSTEM IDLE' text on a white background
  • Person wearing a black hoodie with 'SYSTEM IDLE' text in a casual setting
  • Black hoodie with 'SYSTEM IDLE' text on a white background
  • Gray hoodie with 'SYSTEM IDLE' text on a white background
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System Idle Hoodie

System Idle Hoodie

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$49.95 USD
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Born during a week-long “staycation” that was 90% naps, 10% snacks, 0% productivity. SEO Title: System Idle Hoodie | Savage Tee Society

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Why You Need This

  • Basically: for anyone awake against their will.
  • Not a morning person? Perfect.
  • Not a night person either? Still perfect.
  • Basically: for anyone awake against their will.

Fake Reviews

“Manifested petty, delivered comfy.”
— Petty & Thriving
“Finally, merch that understands my hatred for small talk.”
— Introvert Supreme
“Comfort level: slept in it, wore it to brunch, nobody noticed.”
— Sunday Goblin

Specs (But Make It Petty)

🍜 Ramen-Ready🎲 Dice-Roller Safe🪑 Chair-Slump Endorsed💤 Nap-Optimized

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

  • Turn inside-out.
  • Cold wash.
  • Hang dry.
  • Treat it better than you treat yourself.

Unofficial

  • Laundry is optional.
  • Outfits are suggestions.
  • Society is fake anyway.
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