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  • Black t-shirt with 'MEETINGS ARE A CRIME' text on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with 'MEETINGS ARE A CRIME' text on a white background
  • Gray t-shirt with 'MEETINGS ARE A CRIME' text on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with 'MEETINGS ARE A CRIME' text on a white background
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Meetings Are a Crime Unisex Tee

Meetings Are a Crime Unisex Tee

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First graffitied on a whiteboard during a mandatory 7:30 a.m. strategy session that produced zero strategy and several breakdowns.

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Why You Need This

  • Built for camera-off days.
  • Soft like your boundaries.
  • Pairs with ‘Do Not Disturb’.
  • Warning: may enable petty errands.

Fake Reviews

“Made me feel something. Might’ve been the cotton.”
— Dead Inside But Cozy
“HR said it was ‘unprofessional.’ I bought two more.”
— Petty & Employed
“Soft enough to replace my emotional support blanket.”
— Napfluencer

Specs (But Make It Petty)

🧼 Machine-Wash Goblin-Safe🧶 Airlume Combed Cotton📵 Do Not Disturb Ready🏷️ Tear-Away Label

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

  • Machine wash cold with like colors.
  • Only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble low.
  • Cool iron if needed (not on print).

Unofficial

  • Camera-off Mondays approved.
  • If it touched a chair, it’s clean.
  • Science.
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