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Meetings Are a Crime Unisex Tee
Meetings Are a Crime Unisex Tee
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Wear This When:
- Wear it to every Monday morning status update, weekly standup, or spontaneous “catch up.” Bonus: pairs perfectly with a notepad filled with doodles, a coffee mug bigger than your ambition, and a WiFi “malfunction” on command.
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For People Who…
- Think “Live Laugh Love” should be a criminal offense
- Have a sarcastic comment locked and loaded at all times
- Still show up, even if they’ve already mentally quit
- Are emotionally allergic to group chats named “Team Vibes 💫”
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- -Bella + Canvas 3001—soft enough for sleeping through the first half of the agenda -Unisex fit for all meeting martyrs -Bold print: impossible to ignore, unlike your calendar reminders
Vibe Checks
- "Wore it to brunch. Got side-eyed by an influencer. Instant favorite."
- "My boss asked if everything was okay. That's how I knew it was working."
- "Honestly? I feel powerful. And slightly unapproachable."
Deborah Said That
Icons don’t ask for permission. They send calendar invites.
– Deborah, probably



