WORK SUCKS. AT LEAST YOUR HOODIE DOESN'T.
PROFESSIONAL BURNOUT, BUT MAKE IT FASHION.
SMALL TALK IS TERRORISM. OUR SHIRTS SAY IT LOUDER.
SNACK BREAKS > TEAM-BUILDING EXERCISES.
YES, YOU DO NEED ANOTHER SARCASTIC HOODIE.
OVER IT? SAME. ADD TO CART.
CORPORATE 'FAMILY' NOT INCLUDED WITH PURCHASE.
ONE DAY SHIPPING? NAH. ONE DAY NAP? ALWAYS.
YOUR BOSS WILL HATE IT. WHICH MEANS YOU NEED IT.
SYNERGY IS A CULT. BUY A SHIRT INSTEAD.
THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE. THIS SHIRT IS CHEAPER.
WEARABLE SARCASM FOR THE BURNOUT GENERATION.
FREE SHIPPING, UNLIKE YOUR STUDENT LOANS
Motivation is a scam, naps are real.
First spotted in a journal belonging to a gifted kid who grew up to be chronically tired and snack-motivated.
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“Manifested petty, delivered comfy.”
“Finally, merch that understands my hatred for small talk.”
“Comfort level: slept in it, wore it to brunch, nobody noticed.”
