Ideal for: Casual office days Quiet quitting uniforms Post-burnout personal days Zoom calls where honesty matters more than optics Every stage of the burnout cycle
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Burn Bright Burn Out Repeat Corporate Burnout Tee
Burn Bright Burn Out Repeat Corporate Burnout Tee
The cycle is the message. Break it if you can.
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Derived from BLF pattern analysis across corporate sectors A through M. Produced off-grid.
Wear This When:
- Slip this tee on when you want to broadcast your burnout cycle to the world—no motivational posters required. Wear it to performance reviews, Monday stand-ups, or any gathering where “work-life balance” is just a slide deck myth. Bonus points for napping in it during “lunch & learns.”
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For People Who…
- Field agent uniform during active burnout Visual marker for fellow defectors Wardrobe staple for post-hustle life
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- Fabric: Bella + Canvas 3001—so soft, it feels like PTO for your skin. Fit: Unisex—flattering whether you’re peaking or crashing. Print: Bold type up top, deadpan below—just like your career arc.
Vibe Checks
- "Burn bright. Burn out. Repeat. Wore this on a 'team building' offsite. Said what everyone else was thinking." — Agent 051 "Coworker asked if it was a band tee. I said yes — the band broke up due to exhaustion." — Agent 099 "Office manager complimented it. HR frowned. Success." — Agent 020
Deborah Said That
Burn bright if you must. Just know that the system is built for repeat performance — not recovery.
– Deborah, probably
