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Born To Be Wildly Disappointed Hoodie

Born To Be Wildly Disappointed Hoodie

Dreams crushed, but at least I’m cozy.

$49.95 USD
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Inspired by every motivational poster from the ’90s, rewritten by someone who realized adulthood is just bills, burnout, and bad Wi-Fi.

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Why You Need This

  • Basically: for anyone awake against their will.
  • Not a morning person? Perfect.
  • Not a night person either? Still perfect.
  • Basically: for anyone awake against their will.

Fake Reviews

“Bought one. Boss asked where to get it. I lied.”
— Ghost Mode
“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
— Snack-Motivated
“My camera-off chic just leveled up.”
— Zoom Gremlin

Specs (But Make It Petty)

🍜 Ramen-Ready🎲 Dice-Roller Safe🪑 Chair-Slump Endorsed💤 Nap-Optimized

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

  • Turn inside-out.
  • Cold wash.
  • Hang dry.
  • Treat it better than you treat yourself.

Unofficial

  • Laundry is optional.
  • Outfits are suggestions.
  • Society is fake anyway.
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