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  • Black t-shirt with a smiley face and text design on a white background
  • Person wearing a t-shirt with a colorful graphic and text, lying on a checkered floor with snacks and drinks.
  • Gray t-shirt with a smiley face and text design on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with a smiley face and text design on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with a smiley face and text 'Born to be Wildly Disappointed' on a white background
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Born to Be Wildly Disappointed

Born to Be Wildly Disappointed

Hope’s overrated anyway.

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Scribbled in a high school yearbook under “Most Likely to Succeed.” Reality had other plans, but the shirt turned out iconic.

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Why You Need This

  • Not a night person either? Still perfect.
  • Basically: for anyone awake against their will.
  • Not a morning person? Perfect.
  • Not a night person either? Still perfect.

Fake Reviews

“Soft enough to nap in during meetings.”
— Professional Over It
“Bought one. Boss asked where to get it. I lied.”
— Ghost Mode
“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
— Snack-Motivated

Specs (But Make It Petty)

🍜 Ramen-Ready🎲 Dice-Roller Safe🪑 Chair-Slump Endorsed💤 Nap-Optimized

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

  • Turn inside-out.
  • Cold wash.
  • Hang dry.
  • Treat it better than you treat yourself.

Unofficial

  • Laundry is optional.
  • Outfits are suggestions.
  • Society is fake anyway.
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