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Boring Is Dangerous – Recon Lid

Boring Is Dangerous – Recon Lid

Play it safe? Hard pass.

$44.99 USD
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Spray-painted on a skateboard in 1999, rediscovered when someone realized beige cubicles are more lethal than bad decisions.

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Why You Need This

  • Built for rage-quitting in style.
  • Pairs well with passive-aggressive emails.
  • Comfort > career ladder.
  • Perfect for telling capitalism “no thanks.”

Fake Reviews

“Finally, a hoodie that matches my burnout.”
— Definitely Not HR
“Soft enough to nap in during meetings.”
— Professional Over It
“Bought one. Boss asked where to get it. I lied.”
— Ghost Mode

Specs (But Make It Petty)

🥤 Energy-Drink Resistant📺 Binge-Watch Friendly🛋️ Couch-Potato Tested🐱 Cat-Hair Collector

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

  • Machine wash cold.
  • Tumble low.
  • Iron if you hate yourself.

Unofficial

  • If you can’t smell it, it’s fine.
  • If you can smell it, light a candle.
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