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Another Day Another Shit Show Tee
Another Day Another Shit Show Tee
Chaos is the new normal.
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$28.95 USD
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$34.99 USD
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Coined during a disastrous “casual Friday” that ended with a fire drill, a broken Keurig, and three resignations.
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Why You Need This
- Spoiler: you’re not.
- Pairs with “camera off.”
- Doubles as social armor.
- Makes you look alive on Zoom.
Fake Reviews
★★★★★
“Manifested petty, delivered comfy.”
★★★★★
“Finally, merch that understands my hatred for small talk.”
★★★★☆
“Comfort level: slept in it, wore it to brunch, nobody noticed.”
Specs (But Make It Petty)
🍟 Fry-Grease Camouflage🎧 Noise-Cancel Companion🚪 Introvert Exit Gear🧃 Juice-Box Safe
Care Instructions, but honest
Official
- Do laundry occasionally.
- Not on laundry day—on laundry month.
- That’s official.
Unofficial
- Survived the floor?
- It’ll survive your body.
- That’s science.
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