Life’s a Circus. Here’s the Uniform.
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Another Day Another Shit Show Tee
Another Day Another Shit Show Tee
Casual wear for professional chaos.
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Written after my third coffee and second existential crisis of the day.
Wear This When:
- Monday through Friday (and weekends if life is still dumb)
- School drop-off
- Standing in line for coffee
- House parties you didn’t want to go to
- Any day ending in “y”
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For People Who…
- Wake up tired
- Have a PhD in putting out other people’s fires
- Can’t remember the last time “smooth day” happened
- Know the group chat is always bad news
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft enough to collapse in
- 100% combed ringspun cotton for disaster comfort
- Unisex fit for all genders of burnout
- Print stays bold, even when your spirit doesn’t
Vibe Checks
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Coworker said it’s ‘too real.’ Bought her one, too.” – Chaos Buddy
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Wore it to a family reunion. Grandma nodded.” – Drama Survivor
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Honestly feels like my work uniform now.” – Corporate Casualty
Deborah Said That
If this isn’t on our new employee uniforms, I’m quitting.
– Deborah, probably
