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Adult - A Grown Human Repeatedly Googling How to Do Basic Life Tasks Tee

Adult - A Grown Human Repeatedly Googling How to Do Basic Life Tasks Tee

The only degree we all have is Google University.

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Coined during a 2 a.m. panic search: “how to cook rice without burning it.” Immortalized after 10,000 Reddit threads confirmed: no one knows what they’re doing.

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Why You Need This

  • Basically: for anyone awake against their will.
  • Not a morning person? Perfect.
  • Not a night person either? Still perfect.
  • Basically: for anyone awake against their will.

Fake Reviews

“Made me feel something. Might’ve been the cotton.”
— Dead Inside But Cozy
“HR said it was ‘unprofessional.’ I bought two more.”
— Petty & Employed
“Soft enough to replace my emotional support blanket.”
— Napfluencer

Specs (But Make It Petty)

🍜 Ramen-Ready🎲 Dice-Roller Safe🪑 Chair-Slump Endorsed💤 Nap-Optimized

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

  • Turn inside-out.
  • Cold wash.
  • Hang dry.
  • Treat it better than you treat yourself.

Unofficial

  • Laundry is optional.
  • Outfits are suggestions.
  • Society is fake anyway.
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