For: Adulting fails, life admin, tax season Every day that ends in ‘y’ “I’ll figure it out” situations Home repair, meal prep, and panic-laundry Crisis googling at 3AM
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Adult - A Grown Human Repeatedly Googling How to Do Basic Life Tasks Tee
Adult - A Grown Human Repeatedly Googling How to Do Basic Life Tasks Tee
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Prototype developed by a BLF agent after their third “how to tie a tie” search of the week. Rumor is it was beta-tested at the DMV and a group therapy session.
Wear This When:
- Wear it to PTA meetings, work-from-home marathons, or family dinners where you’re expected to “know things.” Great for brunch, errands, or any time you’d rather ask the internet than a real person. Bonus points if you pair it with a look of mild confusion.
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For People Who…
- Use: For job interviews, jury duty, running errands, fixing literally anything, and convincing people you’ve got it together. Pairs well with coffee, self-doubt, and a browser history you’d never show your therapist.
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- -Bella + Canvas 3001: So soft, you’ll google “how to take it off.” -Crisp white print: Perfect for reading while panic-Googling “how to fold a fitted sheet.” -Unisex fit: For every “grown-up” who’s just winging it (and proud of it).
Vibe Checks
- custom.field_agent_reports “Wore this to a job interview. Googled ‘how to job interview’ in the bathroom. Got the gig.” – AGENT-404-GOO, Sector 8 “Had to search ‘how to reset Wi-Fi’ WHILE WEARING THE SHIRT. Meta as hell.” – AGENT-222-YTP, Sector 14 “Mom called me ‘responsible’ at Thanksgiving. Muted her and looked up ‘how to mute people IRL.’” – AGENT-303-LAG, Sector 17
Deborah Said That
If you know how to adult, you’re either lying or in marketing.
– Deborah, probably
