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  • Dark gray hoodie with '404 - Not at Desk' text on a white background
  • Man wearing a black hoodie with '404 - Not at Desk' text, sitting on a couch.
  • Black hoodie with '404 - Not at Desk' text on a white background
  • Gray hoodie with '404 - Not at Desk' text on a white background
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404 - Not at Desk Hoodie

404 - Not at Desk Hoodie

System offline, hoodie engaged.

$49.95 USD
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First typed into a Slack status during a three-hour “quick” meeting. Hoodie edition because disengagement deserves comfort.

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Why You Need This

  • Pairs well with passive-aggressive emails.
  • Comfort > career ladder.
  • Perfect for telling capitalism “no thanks.”
  • Built for rage-quitting in style.

Fake Reviews

“Manifested petty, delivered comfy.”
— Petty & Thriving
“Finally, merch that understands my hatred for small talk.”
— Introvert Supreme
“Comfort level: slept in it, wore it to brunch, nobody noticed.”
— Sunday Goblin

Specs (But Make It Petty)

🥤 Energy-Drink Resistant📺 Binge-Watch Friendly🛋️ Couch-Potato Tested🐱 Cat-Hair Collector

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

  • Machine wash cold.
  • Tumble low.
  • Iron if you hate yourself.

Unofficial

  • If you can’t smell it, it’s fine.
  • If you can smell it, light a candle.
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