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Field-tested for:
High-stakes Monday meetings
Leaving a mark at every forgettable party
Solo power walks (preferably after burning a bridge)
Spontaneous declarations of legendary status
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Field Manual: Deborah (HR, Unwilling):
“Dress for the job you secretly want: one where nobody asks you to ‘circle back.’ I’d wear this, but it’s not in the employee handbook—probably why I like it.”
Be Savage Stay Iconic Hoodie
Be Savage Stay Iconic Hoodie
For the ones who refuse to disappear quietly.
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Forged in the digital underbelly of an abandoned Myspace page, rumored to be blessed by the ghost of icons past. Worn by the first person to get banned from LinkedIn for “excessive excellence.”
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Why You Need This
- Comes pre-shrunk (unlike your dreams).
- Perfect for ghosting brunch plans.
- Designed in dark mode. Tested on Zoom calls.
- ❌ Won’t fix your life. ✅ Will fix your outfit.
Fake Reviews
★★★★★
“Soft enough to nap in during meetings.”
★★★★☆
“Bought one. Boss asked where to get it. I lied.”
★★★★★
“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
Specs (But Make It Petty)
☕ Cold Brew Compatible🧵 Bella + Canvas 3001🛡️ Slack-Ping Resistant🇺🇸 Printed in USA
Care Instructions, but honest
Official
Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or air dry. Do not iron the attitude.
Unofficial
Wear 3 days in a row. Febreze counts. Fold? Hard pass.
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