Perfect for: Witchy brunches Full moon rituals Passive-aggressive PTO requests Solstice parties where everyone brings gluten-free snacks
  • Gray t-shirt with a graphic design and text 'Spiritedual But Also Petty' on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with 'Spiritual But Also Petty' graphic design on a white background
  • Navy blue t-shirt with 'Spiritual But Also Petty' graphic design on a white background
  • Purple t-shirt with 'Spiritual But Also Petty' graphic design on a white background
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Spiritual But Also Petty Women's T-Shirt

Spiritual But Also Petty Women's T-Shirt

Manifesting peace, but not above muting your number.

$30.00 USD
$30.00 USD
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First sighted at a midnight yoga class led by someone named “Cinnamon.” Lasted three minutes before the HOA called the cops.

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Why You Need This

  • Comes pre-shrunk (unlike your dreams).
  • Perfect for ghosting brunch plans.
  • Designed in dark mode. Tested on Zoom calls.
  • ❌ Won’t fix your life. ✅ Will fix your outfit.

Fake Reviews

“Manifested petty, delivered comfy.”
— Petty & Thriving
“Finally, a hoodie that matches my burnout.”
— Definitely Not HR
“Soft enough to nap in during meetings.”
— Professional Over It

Specs (But Make It Petty)

☕ Cold Brew Compatible🧵 Bella + Canvas 3001🛡️ Slack-Ping Resistant🇺🇸 Printed in USA

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or air dry. Do not iron the attitude.

Unofficial

Wear 3 days in a row. Febreze counts. Fold? Hard pass.
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