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Deploy for:
Romance book conventions
Book clubs with secrets
First dates with red flags
Any day ending in “WTF just happened?”
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He's a 10 But He Swore an Oath to Kill Me and Now We're Making out Women's T-Shirt
He's a 10 But He Swore an Oath to Kill Me and Now We're Making out Women's T-Shirt
Complicated? Good. That means you’re living.
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First designed after a botched BLF mission turned into a “stakeout with benefits.” The original prototype survived two betrayals and a surprisingly gentle sword fight.
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Why You Need This
- Designed in dark mode. Tested on Zoom calls.
- ❌ Won’t fix your life. ✅ Will fix your outfit.
- Comes pre-shrunk (unlike your dreams).
- Perfect for ghosting brunch plans.
Fake Reviews
★★★★★
“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
★★★★☆
“My camera-off chic just leveled up.”
★★★★★
“Manifested petty, delivered comfy.”
Specs (But Make It Petty)
☕ Cold Brew Compatible🧵 Bella + Canvas 3001🛡️ Slack-Ping Resistant🇺🇸 Printed in USA
Care Instructions, but honest
Official
Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or air dry. Do not iron the attitude.
Unofficial
Wear 3 days in a row. Febreze counts. Fold? Hard pass.
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