Deploy when: Navigating workplace meltdowns, family “discussions,” or existential bonfires Surviving adulthood with feral grace and zero shame Existing as an emblem of perseverance, unphased by the flames Anytime you need a morale boost that’s both honest and unhinged
  • Black t-shirt with white graphic and text on a white background
  • Gray t-shirt with graphic design and text on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with graphic design and text on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with graphic design and text on a white background
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Life’s a Dumpster Fire But I’m Thriving Tee

Life’s a Dumpster Fire But I’m Thriving Tee

Thriving in the flames.

$35.00 USD
$35.00 USD
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Pulled from the remains of a failed motivational poster factory fire. The possum? Real. The party hat? Acquired in a skirmish with a rogue birthday clown. Worn first by BLF agents during the Great Meltdown of 2021.

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Why You Need This

  • Comes pre-shrunk (unlike your dreams).
  • Perfect for ghosting brunch plans.
  • Designed in dark mode. Tested on Zoom calls.
  • ❌ Won’t fix your life. ✅ Will fix your outfit.

Fake Reviews

“Soft enough to nap in during meetings.”
— Professional Over It
“Bought one. Boss asked where to get it. I lied.”
— Ghost Mode
“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
— Snack-Motivated

Specs (But Make It Petty)

☕ Cold Brew Compatible🧵 Bella + Canvas 3001🛡️ Slack-Ping Resistant🇺🇸 Printed in USA

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or air dry. Do not iron the attitude.

Unofficial

Wear 3 days in a row. Febreze counts. Fold? Hard pass.
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