Field-tested for: Status meetings that never should’ve been emails Mental health days (or months) Rebooting your life over gas station coffee Anyone who’s one task away from “force quit”
  • Black t-shirt with green text 'CURRENTLY UPDATING MY INTERNAL OS_' on a white background
  • Gray t-shirt with green text on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with green text 'CURRENTLY UPDATING MY INTERNAL OS_' on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with green text 'CURRENTLY UPDATING MY INTERNAL OS_' on a white background
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Currently Updating My Internal OS Tee

Currently Updating My Internal OS Tee

Please wait… existence is updating.

$35.00 USD
$35.00 USD
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Allegedly first coded by an Agent who got stuck in a Windows 95 screensaver for two years and returned speaking only in error messages. Early prototypes printed in binary, immediately sold out.

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Why You Need This

  • Designed in dark mode. Tested on Zoom calls.
  • ❌ Won’t fix your life. ✅ Will fix your outfit.
  • Comes pre-shrunk (unlike your dreams).
  • Perfect for ghosting brunch plans.

Fake Reviews

“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
— Snack-Motivated
“My camera-off chic just leveled up.”
— Zoom Gremlin
“Manifested petty, delivered comfy.”
— Petty & Thriving

Specs (But Make It Petty)

☕ Cold Brew Compatible🧵 Bella + Canvas 3001🛡️ Slack-Ping Resistant🇺🇸 Printed in USA

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or air dry. Do not iron the attitude.

Unofficial

Wear 3 days in a row. Febreze counts. Fold? Hard pass.
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