WORK SUCKS. AT LEAST YOUR HOODIE DOESN'T.
PROFESSIONAL BURNOUT, BUT MAKE IT FASHION.
SMALL TALK IS TERRORISM. OUR SHIRTS SAY IT LOUDER.
SNACK BREAKS > TEAM-BUILDING EXERCISES.
YES, YOU DO NEED ANOTHER SARCASTIC HOODIE.
OVER IT? SAME. ADD TO CART.
CORPORATE 'FAMILY' NOT INCLUDED WITH PURCHASE.
ONE DAY SHIPPING? NAH. ONE DAY NAP? ALWAYS.
YOUR BOSS WILL HATE IT. WHICH MEANS YOU NEED IT.
SYNERGY IS A CULT. BUY A SHIRT INSTEAD.
THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE. THIS SHIRT IS CHEAPER.
WEARABLE SARCASM FOR THE BURNOUT GENERATION.
FREE SHIPPING, UNLIKE YOUR STUDENT LOANS
Productivity ≠ personality.
First scribbled on a resignation letter that was never sent. Now a wearable reminder that you’re more than performance reviews.
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“Soft enough to nap in during meetings.”
“Bought one. Boss asked where to get it. I lied.”
“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
