Legend has it this shirt was first worn at a silent meditation retreat, where someone broke the vow of silence just to whisper “you’re sitting in my spot.” The monks were scandalized. The vibes were immaculate. A petty enlightenment was born.
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Why You Need This
Pairs with “camera off.”
Doubles as social armor.
Makes you look alive on Zoom.
Spoiler: you’re not.
Fake Reviews
★★★★★
“Soft enough to replace my emotional support blanket.”
