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Please Cancel Our Plans Before I Have To Tee

Please Cancel Our Plans Before I Have To Tee

Friendship, but make it optional.

Regular price $28.95 USD
Regular price $34.99 USD Sale price $28.95 USD
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First texted at 7:42 p.m. when someone realized leaving the house requires pants. Later turned into the world’s most relatable t-shirt.

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Why You Need This

  • Not a morning person? Perfect.
  • Not a night person either? Still perfect.
  • Basically: for anyone awake against their will.
  • Not a morning person? Perfect.

Fake Reviews

“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
— Snack-Motivated
“My camera-off chic just leveled up.”
— Zoom Gremlin
“Manifested petty, delivered comfy.”
— Petty & Thriving

Specs (But Make It Petty)

🍜 Ramen-Ready🎲 Dice-Roller Safe🪑 Chair-Slump Endorsed💤 Nap-Optimized

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

  • Turn inside-out.
  • Cold wash.
  • Hang dry.
  • Treat it better than you treat yourself.

Unofficial

  • Laundry is optional.
  • Outfits are suggestions.
  • Society is fake anyway.
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