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If You Think I Care T-Shirt

If You Think I Care T-Shirt

The official uniform of professional apathy.

Regular price $28.95 USD
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This design allegedly originated in a defunct IT help desk chatroom where every complaint was met with a polite “not my problem.” Legend says the phrase was first printed on sticky notes, then on coffee mugs, and finally, blessedly, on this shirt—because sometimes the only way to keep functioning is to stop pretending you give a damn.

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Why You Need This

  • Makes you look alive on Zoom.
  • Spoiler: you’re not.
  • Pairs with “camera off.”
  • Doubles as social armor.

Fake Reviews

“Finally, a hoodie that matches my burnout.”
— Definitely Not HR
“Soft enough to nap in during meetings.”
— Professional Over It
“Bought one. Boss asked where to get it. I lied.”
— Ghost Mode

Specs (But Make It Petty)

🍟 Fry-Grease Camouflage🎧 Noise-Cancel Companion🚪 Introvert Exit Gear🧃 Juice-Box Safe

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

  • Do laundry occasionally.
  • Not on laundry day—on laundry month.
  • That’s official.

Unofficial

  • Survived the floor?
  • It’ll survive your body.
  • That’s science.
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