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  • Black hoodie with humorous text design on a white background
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I Don't Have a Bucket List; I Have a Fuck It List Hoodie

I Don't Have a Bucket List; I Have a Fuck It List Hoodie

Cross it off, burn it down, move on.

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Born out of a failed attempt at a gratitude journal. What started as “things to do before I die” turned into “things I’ll never care about again.”

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Why You Need This

  • Doubles as social armor.
  • Makes you look alive on Zoom.
  • Spoiler: you’re not.
  • Pairs with “camera off.”

Fake Reviews

“Comfort level: slept in it, wore it to brunch, nobody noticed.”
— Sunday Goblin
“Made me feel something. Might’ve been the cotton.”
— Dead Inside But Cozy
“HR said it was ‘unprofessional.’ I bought two more.”
— Petty & Employed

Specs (But Make It Petty)

🍟 Fry-Grease Camouflage🎧 Noise-Cancel Companion🚪 Introvert Exit Gear🧃 Juice-Box Safe

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

  • Do laundry occasionally.
  • Not on laundry day—on laundry month.
  • That’s official.

Unofficial

  • Survived the floor?
  • It’ll survive your body.
  • That’s science.
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