Written on a bar napkin in 1997 while waiting for a dial-up modem to load AOL chatrooms. Rediscovered in a dusty drawer full of mixtapes and uncashed refund checks.
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Why You Need This
Comfort > career ladder.
Perfect for telling capitalism “no thanks.”
Built for rage-quitting in style.
Pairs well with passive-aggressive emails.
Fake Reviews
★★★★★
“Finally, merch that understands my hatred for small talk.”
— Introvert Supreme
★★★★☆
“Comfort level: slept in it, wore it to brunch, nobody noticed.”
— Sunday Goblin
★★★★★
“Made me feel something. Might’ve been the cotton.”
