WORK SUCKS. AT LEAST YOUR HOODIE DOESN'T.
PROFESSIONAL BURNOUT, BUT MAKE IT FASHION.
SMALL TALK IS TERRORISM. OUR SHIRTS SAY IT LOUDER.
SNACK BREAKS > TEAM-BUILDING EXERCISES.
YES, YOU DO NEED ANOTHER SARCASTIC HOODIE.
OVER IT? SAME. ADD TO CART.
CORPORATE 'FAMILY' NOT INCLUDED WITH PURCHASE.
ONE DAY SHIPPING? NAH. ONE DAY NAP? ALWAYS.
YOUR BOSS WILL HATE IT. WHICH MEANS YOU NEED IT.
SYNERGY IS A CULT. BUY A SHIRT INSTEAD.
THERAPY IS EXPENSIVE. THIS SHIRT IS CHEAPER.
WEARABLE SARCASM FOR THE BURNOUT GENERATION.
FREE SHIPPING, UNLIKE YOUR STUDENT LOANS
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Coined during a three-day depressive nap mistaken for “self-care.” Inspired by the spinning rainbow wheel of doom.
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“HR said it was ‘unprofessional.’ I bought two more.”
“Soft enough to replace my emotional support blanket.”
“Finally, a hoodie that matches my burnout.”
