First muttered after getting “just work harder” as life advice from a manager. AI might take our jobs, but at least it won’t say “have you tried yoga?”
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Why You Need This
Built for rage-quitting in style.
Pairs well with passive-aggressive emails.
Comfort > career ladder.
Perfect for telling capitalism “no thanks.”
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