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  • Black t-shirt with colorful text design on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with colorful text design on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with colorful text design on a white background
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Hyperfixated & Over It T-Shirt

Hyperfixated & Over It T-Shirt

For the brain that won’t shut up and the body that already did.

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Born out of a late-night hyperfixation rabbit hole that ended somewhere between a fidget spinner review video and a cold pizza slice, the “Hyperfixated & Over It” tee is for anyone who can spend 12 hours deep-diving into Wikipedia but can’t answer a text back. Consider it your unofficial ADHD badge of honor—minus the copay.

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Why You Need This

  • Pairs with ‘Do Not Disturb’.
  • Warning: may enable petty errands.
  • Built for camera-off days.
  • Soft like your boundaries.

Fake Reviews

“Finally, merch that understands my hatred for small talk.”
— Introvert Supreme
“Comfort level: slept in it, wore it to brunch, nobody noticed.”
— Sunday Goblin
“Made me feel something. Might’ve been the cotton.”
— Dead Inside But Cozy

Specs (But Make It Petty)

🧼 Machine-Wash Goblin-Safe🧶 Airlume Combed Cotton📵 Do Not Disturb Ready🏷️ Tear-Away Label

Care Instructions, but honest

Official

  • Machine wash cold with like colors.
  • Only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble low.
  • Cool iron if needed (not on print).

Unofficial

  • Camera-off Mondays approved.
  • If it touched a chair, it’s clean.
  • Science.
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