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Ideal for:
Cross-functional chaos calls
Offsite events with forced icebreakers
Casual Fridays where honesty is allowed
One-on-ones with managers who still say "synergy" unironically
General office subversion
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Stop Trying to Make Synergy a Thing Corporate Burnout Tee
Stop Trying to Make Synergy a Thing Corporate Burnout Tee
Synergy isn’t happening. Style is.
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Inspired by pattern recognition across thousands of hours of corporate workshop transcripts. Field tested in both remote and on-site zones.
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Why You Need This
- Designed in dark mode. Tested on Zoom calls.
- ❌ Won’t fix your life. ✅ Will fix your outfit.
- Comes pre-shrunk (unlike your dreams).
- Perfect for ghosting brunch plans.
Fake Reviews
★★★★★
“Pairs perfectly with cold brew and bad decisions.”
★★★★☆
“My camera-off chic just leveled up.”
★★★★★
“Manifested petty, delivered comfy.”
Specs (But Make It Petty)
☕ Cold Brew Compatible🧵 Bella + Canvas 3001🛡️ Slack-Ping Resistant🇺🇸 Printed in USA
Care Instructions, but honest
Official
Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or air dry. Do not iron the attitude.
Unofficial
Wear 3 days in a row. Febreze counts. Fold? Hard pass.
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