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**Deploy for:
Digital detox weekends
Unreachable Mondays
Ghosting group texts
Any day ending in “why”**
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Signal Fade Tee
Signal Fade Tee
Fade out. Tune in.
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$35.00 USD
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Rumored to have first shown up in a dead-drop envelope labeled “Do Not Track.” All attempts to trace its source have resulted in static. No one knows who designed it. That’s how you know it’s legit.
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Why You Need This
- Comes pre-shrunk (unlike your dreams).
- Perfect for ghosting brunch plans.
- Designed in dark mode. Tested on Zoom calls.
- ❌ Won’t fix your life. ✅ Will fix your outfit.
Fake Reviews
★★★★★
“Manifested petty, delivered comfy.”
★★★★★
“Finally, a hoodie that matches my burnout.”
★★★★★
“Soft enough to nap in during meetings.”
Specs (But Make It Petty)
☕ Cold Brew Compatible🧵 Bella + Canvas 3001🛡️ Slack-Ping Resistant🇺🇸 Printed in USA
Care Instructions, but honest
Official
Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or air dry. Do not iron the attitude.
Unofficial
Wear 3 days in a row. Febreze counts. Fold? Hard pass.
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