Deploy for: The moment you realize you’re the adult in the room That group project where you’re the only one doing anything Family gatherings Solitude, sweet solitude Everyday reality checks
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No One Is Coming Tee
No One Is Coming Tee
The cavalry isn’t coming. Good.
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Rumored to have been first printed on a napkin by an agent left on read for three days straight. It became the unofficial uniform of anyone who’s ever stared into the abyss and laughed.
Wear This When:
- Throw it on for solo workdays, office happy hours, or whenever you need a wearable reminder that you’re the adult now (unfortunately). Great for therapy, existential crises, or fending off “Have you tried yoga?” advice from strangers. Wear it to signal you’re done waiting for corporate saviors or inspirational nonsense.
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For People Who…
- Pairs well with: Emergency snacks Bathtub pep talks Midnight clarity Plan B, C, and Z
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- -Bella + Canvas 3001: So soft you’ll wish your childhood coping mechanisms felt this good. -Blunt, typewriter font: For maximum existential impact (and minimal small talk). -Zero motivation, 100% truth: No hidden messages, just unfiltered anti-inspo.
Vibe Checks
- Sam Static. AGENT-888-ZERO. Dead Zone: “Wore it to family dinner. No one offered advice. Silence: achieved.” – AGENT-888-ZERO Jude Drift. AGENT-404-NOPE. Basement Ops: “Stopped waiting. Started living. 10/10, would wear again.” – AGENT-404-NOPE Riley Null. AGENT-303-REAL. Remote Sector: “Coworker asked if I needed help. I pointed to my chest. Problem solved.” – AGENT-303-REAL
Deborah Said That
If you want something done, disappear and do it yourself.
– Deborah, probably
