Best deployed on mandatory in-office days, corporate “culture” events, or casual Fridays with ulterior motives. Also ideal for remote work Zoom calls (camera on or off — your choice).

  • Black t-shirt with white text on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with white text on a white background
  • Gray t-shirt with white text on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with white text on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with white text on a white background
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Morale Down Productivity Down Commute Rage Up Corporate Burnout Tee

Morale Down Productivity Down Commute Rage Up Corporate Burnout Tee

Field-tested truth. Uniform for the unwilling commuter.

$35.00 USD
$35.00 USD
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Conceived at BLF HQ after analyzing over 500 recent field reports. Produced off-grid.

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Wear This When:

  • Wear this tee for your next “team-building” day, on public transit, or while rage-eating a bagel in the breakroom. It’s your dashboard KPI for anyone who’s ever sat in bumper-to-bumper existential dread. Bonus points if you wear it to a meeting about “boosting engagement.”

For People Who…

  • In office: subtle signal to fellow defectors On commute: camaraderie builder on public transit Remote workdays: ironic Zoom wear Agent Collection staple piece

Actual Shirt Stuff:

  • Fabric: Bella + Canvas 3001—like comfort food for your upper body. Fit: Unisex—looks good on everyone in the “back-to-office” penalty box. Print: Direct, high-contrast text—data you can actually trust.

Vibe Checks

  • "First day back. Culture consisted of free pastries and surveillance. I wore this. Got three nods and one knowing smirk." — Agent 077 "Wore this tee on the train. Other commuters laughed, then sighed. Solid field test." — Agent 108 "Morale check? You’re reading it." — Agent 045

Deborah Said That

The numbers don’t lie. The system just hopes you won’t say them out loud. We say them everywhere.

– Deborah, probably

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