Field-tested for: First days, last days, and all “fuck it” days in between Corporate rebrand meetings Ghosting self-doubt Emergency confidence boosts before adulting

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I'm Fucking Amazing Tee

I'm Fucking Amazing Tee

Arrogance? No. Just highly accurate self-reporting.

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Allegedly created when an undercover Agent accidentally switched their inner monologue to “external speaker” during a blackout poetry slam. The applause lasted three days. The legend remains.

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Wear This When:

  • Wear it to therapy, brunch, the gym, or any meeting where “imposter syndrome” is just another agenda item. Perfect for birthdays, boss battles, or whenever you need to remind everyone (especially yourself) who the fuck you are. Caution: May cause spontaneous high-fives and low-key jealousy.

For People Who…

  • Pairs well with: Side-eye in meetings Walks of shame, pride, or both Awards you didn’t win, but should have Existential mic drops

Actual Shirt Stuff:

  • -Bella + Canvas 3001: So soft and flattering, even your self-doubt will surrender. -Big bold script: Announces your main character energy from across the break room. -No-filter confidence: For people who don’t need a “Live, Laugh, Love” sign—they need a warning label.

Vibe Checks

  • Wore it to my performance review. Manager just nodded in agreement. - AGENT-313-PRO Tested at family reunion. Aunt Brenda was speechless. That’s a first. - AGENT-690-BLD Walked through Sector X. Zero catcalls, three slow claps. - AGENT-808-VX1

Deborah Said That

“If anyone tells you ‘humility is a virtue,’ remind them that silence is, too.

– Deborah, probably

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