Field-tested for: Off-season hauntings Corporate meetings that drain your soul Avoiding neighbors Replacing therapy with existential memes

  • Black t-shirt with a skeleton graphic and 'Creep It Real' text on a white background
  • Gray t-shirt with a skeleton graphic and 'Creep It Real' text on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with a skeleton graphic and 'Creep It Real' text on a white background
  • Black t-shirt with a skeleton graphic and 'Creep It Real' text on a white background
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Creep It Real Tee

Creep It Real Tee

Haunt the Complex. Creep it real.

$35.00 USD
$35.00 USD
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Conceived during a blackout séance where all the candles were dollar store LED lights and the only spirit to show up was sarcasm. The original sketch was found etched in eyeliner on a bathroom stall.

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Wear This When:

  • Perfect for creeping around the office, keeping it weird at concerts, or dodging forced positivity in the break room. Wear it to Halloween parties, midnight taco runs, or just because you refuse to “live, laugh, love.” Ideal for introverts, oddballs, and anyone whose comfort zone has cobwebs.

For People Who…

  • Pairs well with: Sunglasses at night Leaving parties without saying goodbye Loudly judging seasonal decor Binge-watching horror in July

Actual Shirt Stuff:

  • -Bella + Canvas 3001: So soft, it’ll make you want to haunt your own laundry pile. -Retro skeleton in shades: Bringing deadpan cool to your everyday wardrobe. -Bold Halloween colors: For those who want their sarcasm visible from six feet under.

Vibe Checks

  • Blended into three different crowds. No one noticed until I started moonwalking. - AGENT-666-SPK Zero small talk. Maximum side-eye. Wore it to a haunted HOA meeting. Survived. - AGENT-404-GHO Sat on park bench for two hours. Attracted bats, repelled influencers. - AGENT-313-NOC

Deborah Said That

Some people wear costumes. Some never take them off.

– Deborah, probably

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