**Deploy for: Group chats you never asked to be in Family group texts that start with “good morning” Workplace “reminders” Any time “per my last email” is being weaponized**
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Accidental Rebel T-Shirt
Accidental Rebel T-Shirt
Ghosting is self-care.
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Originally conceived during the “Great Digital Exodus” of 2021, when a record number of Agents collectively stopped replying to non-urgent notifications. The first run was lost in the mail. Nobody followed up.
Wear This When:
- Wear when your phone’s at 78 unread messages and you’re about to disappoint everyone’s group chat. Perfect for Zoom calls, “urgent” Slack pings, and every moment someone expects an RSVP. For the quietly non-compliant, not the loud disruptors.
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For People Who…
- **Pairs well with: Muted group threads Coffee shop headphones Auto-replies and do-not-disturb mode Sunday afternoons where time stands still**
Actual Shirt Stuff:
- -Rebellion for introverts: silence is your protest. -So soft, you’ll ghost texts and social gatherings. -Corporate HR’s least favorite “personal development” tee.
Vibe Checks
- Case Null. AGENT-212-SEEN. Signal Sector: “Unread messages: 37. Regrets: 0. Tee’s perfect.” – AGENT-212-SEEN Faye Drizzle. AGENT-919-GONE. Ghost Division: “Wore this to a family Zoom. Muted myself and disappeared. No notes.” – AGENT-919-GONE Ollie Drift. AGENT-606-MUTE. Underground: “Nobody expects a response when you wear this. It’s freedom.” – AGENT-606-MUTE
Deborah Said That
Your greatest act of rebellion is strategic silence. Wear accordingly.
– Deborah, probably
