Every flavor of exhaustion, printed on soft, lightweight tees. Sarcasm, apathy, and anti-motivation for errands, couches, questionable plans, and pretending to be available. Perfect for when you’re too tired to rebel but too jaded to blend in.
Buy 2, save 15%. Buy 3, get 20% off. Free shipping on orders $72 and up. Emotional damage looks better in sets.
Maybe Means No Classic T-Shirt
Limited Tolerance for Unnecessary BS Classic T-Shirt
I've Been Very Mature Classic T-Shirt
I'm Open To Suggestions Classic T-Shirt
I'm Not Difficult Classic T-Shirt
I'm Not As Invested As I Look Classic T-Shirt
I Want to Be Invited Classic T-Shirt
I Used to Have a Five Year Plan Classic T-Shirt
I Peaked Before Everything Was Recorded Classic T-Shirt
Gifted Program Survivor Classic T-Shirt
Gemini I've Moved On Classic T-Shirt
Functional And Inappropriate Classic T-Shirt
Friendly Is A Strong Word Classic T-Shirt
Former Team Player Classic T-Shirt
Ex-Student Council President Classic T-Shirt
Entering My Indoor Era Classic T-Shirt
Dressed as Someone Who's Not Going Classic T-Shirt
Difficult to Impress Classic T-Shirt
Cold Enough To Ignore Everyone Classic T-Shirt
Bad Decision Classic T-Shirt
Aries I Wasn't Asking Classic T-Shirt
Aquarius I Disagree on Principle Classic T-Shirt
Aging With Moderate Resentment Classic T-Shirt
Selectively Social Classic T-Shirt
