Every flavor of exhaustion, printed on soft, lightweight tees. Sarcasm, apathy, and anti-motivation for errands, couches, questionable plans, and pretending to be available. Perfect for when you’re too tired to rebel but too jaded to blend in.
Buy 2, save 15%. Buy 3, get 20% off. Free shipping on orders $72 and up. Emotional damage looks better in sets.
Expectations Are Currently Closed Classic T-Shirt
Done Being a Good Sport Classic T-Shirt
Difficult By Some Standards Classic T-Shirt
Between Healing and Violence Classic T-Shirt
Capricorn I Expected Better Classic T-Shirt
Women Of A Certain Rage Classic T-Shirt
When One Door Closes Classic T-Shirt
Vintage Possibly Cursed Classic T-Shirt
Underachieving on Purpose Classic T-Shirt
Unable to Attend Classic T-Shirt
Too Cold for Pants and People Classic T-Shirt
Things Are Under Control Classic T-Shirt
There's No I In Team Classic T-Shirt
Soft Launching My Disappearance Classic T-Shirt
Scorpio I Maintain Records Classic T-Shirt
Retired Prodigy Classic T-Shirt
Please Consult My Face Classic T-Shirt
Outdated but Weirdly Durable Classic T-Shirt
Open Door Policy Classic T-Shirt
One Nap Away Classic T-Shirt
On The Verge of Matching Energy Classic T-Shirt
Not Today Not Tomorrow Either Classic T-Shirt
My Potential Had a Good Run Classic T-Shirt
Mentally Stable Classic T-Shirt
