Every flavor of exhaustion, printed on soft premium cotton. Sarcasm, apathy, and anti-motivation — all in one convenient place. Perfect for when you’re too tired to rebel but too jaded to blend in.
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On The Verge of Matching Energy T-Shirt
Once Voted Most Likely T-Shirt
Peak Indoor Conditions T-Shirt
Sagittarius Has Left the Group Chat T-Shirt
Scorpio I Maintain Records T-Shirt
Cold Enough To Cancel Plans T-Shirt
Fall Plans: Stay Home Earlier T-Shirt
Pumpkin Spice and Lower Back Pain T-Shirt
Retired Prodigy T-Shirt
That's a Lot of Plans T-Shirt
Small Talk Not Included T-Shirt
Self-Diagnosed and Confident T-Shirt
Planxiety Definition T-Shirt
Peaked in AP Bio T-Shirt
Please See Previous No T-Shirt
My Patience Left Before I Did T-Shirt
Ivy League Waitlist Survivor T-Shirt
Independent Since Age 7 T-Shirt
I Survived Unsupervised Summers T-Shirt
Hard Pass No Follow Up Questions T-Shirt
Grew Up Feral Adjusted Just Fine T-Shirt
Former Spelling Bee Champion T-Shirt
Ex-Student Council President T-Shirt
Enthusiasm Not Included T-Shirt
