Every flavor of exhaustion, printed on soft, lightweight tees. Sarcasm, apathy, and anti-motivation for errands, couches, questionable plans, and pretending to be available. Perfect for when you’re too tired to rebel but too jaded to blend in.
Buy 2, save 15%. Buy 3, get 20% off. Free shipping on orders $72 and up. Emotional damage looks better in sets.
My Last Good Idea Was An Accident T-Shirt
My Alibi Is Mostly Vibes T-Shirt
Just Here To Lower The Average T-Shirt
I Support Bad Ideas T-Shirt
Moral Compass of a Raccoon T-Shirt
The First Guy To Eat An Oyster T-Shirt
Didn't Come This Far To Act Right T-Shirt
Neighborhood Crows Know Too Much T-Shirt
I'm Better in Theory T-Shirt
Don't Trust a Goose With Confidence T-Shirt
My Curiosity Has No Supervision T-Shirt
I Support My Own Bad Ideas T-Shirt
Things Are Under Control T-Shirt
Not Living Up To The Hype T-Shirt
Former People Pleaser T-Shirt
I'm The Reason We Can't Have Nice Things T-Shirt
I Have a History of Bad Decisions T-Shirt
Leaving Early Is My Love Language T-Shirt
I've Already Gone Out This Week T-Shirt
I Was Told There Would Be Less of This T-Shirt
Free-Range Child T-Shirt
I Like Plans Better As a Concept T-Shirt
Qualified But Emotionally Unavailable T-Shirt
I'm Not Arguing I've Decided T-Shirt
