Every flavor of exhaustion, printed on soft, lightweight tees. Sarcasm, apathy, and anti-motivation for errands, couches, questionable plans, and pretending to be available. Perfect for when you’re too tired to rebel but too jaded to blend in.
Buy 2, save 15%. Buy 3, get 20% off. Free shipping on orders $72 and up. Emotional damage looks better in sets.
Attention It Deserves T-Shirt
I Have a History of Good Intentions T-Shirt
Not For Everyone What A Relief T-Shirt
I Used to Have Potential Now I Have Limits T-Shirt
Difficult By Some Standards T-Shirt
I'm Very Open-Minded About Being Right T-Shirt
I'm Not Stubborn T-Shirt
I Used To Be Promising Now I'm Tired T-Shirt
Functional With Warnings Shirt
Aging Against My Will Shirt
Not Dead Just Over It Shirt
I Used to Be Driven Now I Need a Ride T-Shirt
I Peaked At Being Responsible T-Shirt
Vintage With Side Effects T-Shirt
Used To Overachieve Now I Overthink T-Shirt
Reasonably Stable When Left Alone T-Shirt
Overqualified For This Nonsense T-Shirt
I Peaked Before Everything Was Recorded T-Shirt
I Miss The Version of Me That Stayed Home T-Shirt
I Knew Better But Here We Are T-Shirt
Flawed But Inconsistent T-Shirt
Open Door Policy T-Shirt
I've Still Got It T-Shirt
A Good Time Needs an End Time T-Shirt
