Every flavor of exhaustion, printed on soft, lightweight tees. Sarcasm, apathy, and anti-motivation for errands, couches, questionable plans, and pretending to be available. Perfect for when you’re too tired to rebel but too jaded to blend in.
Buy 2, save 15%. Buy 3, get 20% off. Free shipping on orders $72 and up. Emotional damage looks better in sets.
I Support My Own Bad Ideas Classic T-Shirt
I Showed Up Classic T-Shirt
I Prefer Cancelled Plans Classic T-Shirt
I Only Look Available Classic T-Shirt
I Need Less To Think About Classic T-Shirt
I Look More Social Than I Am Classic T-Shirt
I Like Plans Better As a Concept Classic T-Shirt
I Have a History of Bad Decisions Classic T-Shirt
I Came I Saw Classic T-Shirt
Functional With Warnings Classic T-Shirt
Formerly Driven Currently Parked Classic T-Shirt
Former People Pleaser Classic T-Shirt
Flawed But Inconsistent Classic T-Shirt
Enthusiasm Not Included Classic T-Shirt
Don't Confuse Politeness Classic T-Shirt
Don't Chase Peace Classic T-Shirt
Didn't Come This Far To Act Right Classic T-Shirt
Built Different Mostly From Spite Classic T-Shirt
Aging Into My Villain Era Classic T-Shirt
Aging Against My Will Classic T-Shirt
A Good Time Needs an End Time Classic T-Shirt
We Were Unsupervised Classic T-Shirt
Virgo I Have Notes Classic T-Shirt
Vintage With Side Effects Classic T-Shirt
