Every flavor of exhaustion, printed on soft, lightweight tees. Sarcasm, apathy, and anti-motivation for errands, couches, questionable plans, and pretending to be available. Perfect for when you’re too tired to rebel but too jaded to blend in.
Buy 2, save 15%. Buy 3, get 20% off. Free shipping on orders $72 and up. Emotional damage looks better in sets.
Not Dead Just Over It Classic T-Shirt
My Personality Is Leaving Early Classic T-Shirt
My Last Good Idea Was An Accident Classic T-Shirt
My Alibi Is Mostly Vibes Classic T-Shirt
I Mentally Left Classic T-Shirt
Leaving Early Is My Love Language Classic T-Shirt
Leaving Early Classic T-Shirt
Just Here To Lower The Average Classic T-Shirt
I've Already Gone Out This Week Classic T-Shirt
I Thought I'd Be More Mature Classic T-Shirt
I'm Very Social Classic T-Shirt
I'm The Reason We Can't Have Nice Things Classic T-Shirt
Mistaken for Responsible Classic T-Shirt
I'm Not Stubborn Classic T-Shirt
Attention It Deserves Classic T-Shirt
I'm Better From a Distance Classic T-Shirt
I'm at Capacity Classic T-Shirt
I'm All For Personal Growth Classic T-Shirt
I'm A Delight Classic T-Shirt
I'd Like Fewer Things To Be Happening Classic T-Shirt
I Would Care More If This Were Interesting Classic T-Shirt
I Wave So I Don't Have to Talk Classic T-Shirt
I Used to Have Potential Now I Have Limits Classic T-Shirt
I Used to Be Driven Now I Need a Ride Classic T-Shirt
