Every flavor of exhaustion, printed on soft, lightweight tees. Sarcasm, apathy, and anti-motivation for errands, couches, questionable plans, and pretending to be available. Perfect for when you’re too tired to rebel but too jaded to blend in.
Buy 2, save 15%. Buy 3, get 20% off. Free shipping on orders $72 and up. Emotional damage looks better in sets.
Virgo I Have Notes T-Shirt
Passing As A Functional Adult T-Shirt
Unable to Attend T-Shirt
Please Consult My Face T-Shirt
I Forgot Why T-Shirt
Protect My Energy T-Shirt
I'm at Capacity T-Shirt
Bad Decision T-Shirt
I Came I Saw T-Shirt
I Choose Violence T-Shirt
Small Talk Definition T-Shirt
Not Antisocial T-Shirt
Soft Launching My Disappearance T-Shirt
When One Door Closes T-Shirt
My Potential Had a Good Run T-Shirt
Functional And Inappropriate T-Shirt
Dressed as Someone Who's Not Going T-Shirt
Friendly Is A Strong Word T-Shirt
Libra Avoiding Conflict Badly T-Shirt
Mildly Threatening By Nature T-Shirt
Too Cold for Pants and People T-Shirt
Vintage Possibly Cursed T-Shirt
Functioning on Yesterday's Coffee T-Shirt
Former Spelling Bee Champion T-Shirt
