Every flavor of exhaustion, printed on soft premium cotton. Sarcasm, apathy, and anti-motivation — all in one convenient place. Perfect for when you’re too tired to rebel but too jaded to blend in.
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Please Consult My Face T-Shirt
I Forgot Why T-Shirt
Bad Decision T-Shirt
I Choose Violence T-Shirt
Small Talk Definition T-Shirt
I Care T-Shirt
Not Antisocial T-Shirt
Dressed as Someone Who's Not Going T-Shirt
Friendly Is A Strong Word T-Shirt
Libra Avoiding Conflict Badly T-Shirt
Mildly Threatening By Nature T-Shirt
Too Cold for Pants and People T-Shirt
Vintage Possibly Cursed T-Shirt
Underachieving on Purpose T-Shirt
Prodigy Emeritus T-Shirt
Functioning on Yesterday's Coffee T-Shirt
Boundaries Not Apologies T-Shirt
Unable to Attend T-Shirt
Anticipatience Definition T-Shirt
Aging Like a Fine Liability T-Shirt
Out of Office Forever T-Shirt
Raised on Rock and Roll T-Shirt
Previously Exceeded Expectations T-Shirt
Gen X We Didn't Start The Fire T-Shirt
