Previously Ambitious Hoodie

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Had goals. Got tired.

Sizing Guide

Find your corresponding size on the chart to guide your purchase. Measurements are in inches.

👉 Free shipping on $72+ ★ Printed in the USA
(Side effects may include coworkers rolling their eyes)

Product Details

8 oz. cotton/polyester Heavy Blend fleece
Soft brushed interior
Double-lined hood with drawcord
Front pouch pocket
Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
Tear-away label
Fiber content may vary by color

Why You'll Keep This

Soft, comfortable apparel made for repeated wear, questionable plans, and leaving early.
Quality garments chosen because your favorite shirt should actually survive being your favorite shirt.
Multiple styles for however much sleeve you're emotionally prepared to deal with.
Printed to order with the inside thoughts you were apparently willing to wear outside.
Comfortable enough to become one of those things you reach for before you've technically decided what you're wearing.

Fit & feel

Peak Cozy - Soft fleece on the inside with enough weight to feel substantial without becoming wearable furniture.

Classic Relaxed Fit - Comfortable unisex sizing with room for layering and absolutely no requirement to look productive.

Hood + Pocket = Prepared - A double-lined hood and front pouch pocket provide warmth, storage, and somewhere to put your hands when conversation becomes unavoidable.

Built to Last

Quality Blanks - We use trusted apparel brands chosen for comfort, consistency, and their ability to survive life outside the product photo.

Made for Repeat Wear - Reinforced construction and durable finishes help your new favorite hold up through regular wearing and washing.

Printed to Order - Your design is printed specifically for you instead of sitting around in a warehouse waiting for someone with exactly your particular personality problem.

Treat It Nicely-ish - Follow the care instructions and it should remain considerably more dependable than most things in adulthood.

Shipping & returns

Made to Order - Each item is printed specifically for you after you order. It takes a little longer than pulling something off a warehouse shelf, but it also means we're not producing mountains of shirts nobody asked for.

Tracking Included - Once your order ships, you'll receive tracking information so you can follow its journey toward becoming your new emotional-support garment.

Double-Check Your Size - Fits vary by garment style, so take a quick look at the size guide before ordering. Thirty seconds now can prevent an unnecessarily dramatic relationship with your mailbox later.

Something Wrong? - If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us so we can make it right.

For full return and exchange details, see our Return Policy.

Internal Review Board (no one asked for this)

Phil (Unhinged Product Gremlin)

“Used to dream big. Now I dream about leaving Costco before noon.”

Deborah (HR, Per My Last Email)

“Concerns regarding motivational alignment.”

Legal (Absolutely Not a Lawyer)

“Ambition sold separately.”

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30-day returns

No weird hoops or awkward emails

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Make It a Bundle

Unfortunately, these also feel accurate. Add another shirt for 15% off, or 3+ for 20% + free shipping.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

Look, we're based in the US. Got printers in Florida and Texas doing the thing.

For our international friends who also can't adult today—we've partnered with printers around the globe so you're not waiting three months for a shirt about your existential dread.

Do you ship internationally?

Yep, we ship globally. Check the shipping policy for rates—they're different everywhere because geography is annoying like that.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yeah, you'll get a tracking email once it ships. Then you can stalk your package like a normal person.

What materials are your products made of?

Soft enough to nap in, durable enough to survive your chaos. Check each product page for the specific fabric details we legally have to tell you about.