My Favorite Group Activity Is Not Attending V-Neck T-Shirt

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My Favorite Group Activity V-Neck T-Shirt

Sorry, I can’t make it — ever.

Sizing Guide

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👉 Free shipping on $72+ ★ Printed in the USA
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Product Details

4.2 oz. Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Classic V-neck with short sleeves
Side-seamed construction with shoulder taping
Retail fit with unisex sizing
Fiber content may vary by color

Why You'll Keep This

Fit & feel

Soft & Lightweight - The same smooth, breathable Airlume jersey feel as our classic tee.
Modern V-Neck Fit - A clean unisex silhouette with a classic V-neck and a slightly more polished feel than your standard crew.
For When You Made an Effort - All the comfort of a T-shirt with approximately 12% more sophistication.

Built to Last

Quality Blanks - We use trusted apparel brands chosen for comfort, consistency, and their ability to survive life outside the product photo.

Made for Repeat Wear - Reinforced construction and durable finishes help your new favorite hold up through regular wearing and washing.

Printed to Order - Your design is printed specifically for you instead of sitting around in a warehouse waiting for someone with exactly your particular personality problem.

Treat It Nicely-ish - Follow the care instructions and it should remain considerably more dependable than most things in adulthood.

Shipping & returns

Made to Order - Each item is printed specifically for you after you order. It takes a little longer than pulling something off a warehouse shelf, but it also means we're not producing mountains of shirts nobody asked for.

Tracking Included - Once your order ships, you'll receive tracking information so you can follow its journey toward becoming your new emotional-support garment.

Double-Check Your Size - Fits vary by garment style, so take a quick look at the size guide before ordering. Thirty seconds now can prevent an unnecessarily dramatic relationship with your mailbox later.

Something Wrong? - If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us so we can make it right.

For full return and exchange details, see our Return Policy.

Internal Review Board (no one asked for this)

Phil (Unhinged Product Gremlin)

“Five stars emotionally. Three stars spiritually. I would wear this to court.”

Deborah (HR, Per My Last Email)

"Not aligned with team-building objectives."

Legal (Absolutely Not a Lawyer)

"The court recognizes your right to remain home."

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Make It a Bundle

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Look, we're based in the US. Got printers in Florida and Texas doing the thing.

For our international friends who also can't adult today—we've partnered with printers around the globe so you're not waiting three months for a shirt about your existential dread.

Do you ship internationally?

Yep, we ship globally. Check the shipping policy for rates—they're different everywhere because geography is annoying like that.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yeah, you'll get a tracking email once it ships. Then you can stalk your package like a normal person.

What materials are your products made of?

Soft enough to nap in, durable enough to survive your chaos. Check each product page for the specific fabric details we legally have to tell you about.